Can this even be real? Credit to Dear Morni for uncovering this Yelp review of Berghain by a disgruntled American tourist. His name is––allegedly––Kyle W. He has 0 friends on the platform, but 34 reviews, mostly of strip clubs and brothels in Las Vegas and barbecue restaurants back home in Texas. And one review of Berghain that might be one of the funniest reads to ever involve the legendary Berlin nightclub. If this is a fake, someone has gone to extreme efforts to make it look real. 

Written at the end of September, 2016, we present, in full, Kyle W.'s review of Berghain....