Deadmau5 is now on Tinder, and looking for a unicorn.
Just what is a unicorn? According to Urban Dictionary, this mythical creature is someone willing to join an existing couple, "often with the presumption that this person will date and become sexually involved with both members of that couple, and not demand anything or do anything which might cause problems or inconvenience to that couple."
See, Deadmau5 actually got married not so long ago. And instead of using his famous superstar powers to pick up this (presumably) woman on tour, he's created a very straightforward and verified Tinder account.
Joel, 36, the profile says, is the "Head Idiot at Mau5trap Recordings," and "Just looking for a 3rd." This has got to be him.
Joel announced his engagement back in 2016, and married Kelly Fedoni on August 12, 2017 at his mansion in Canada. YourEDM has photos of the pyro-happy ceremony here.
So would you swipe right? The life of a Deadmau5 unicorn could be yours.
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