As you read this, airports all around North America are overrun with a youthful exuberance usually reserved for toga parties and light beer binges, because it's Spring Break in the USA, and that means the leaders of tomorrow will be spilling their dignity upon beaches and ski slopes from Cancun in Mexico to the Jersey Shore.
This annual shitshow is one of the least graceful traditions in Americana, but at least we can enjoy the opportunity to gawk from the safety of our comfortable couches at the sorry state of those unfortunate enough to be caught on camera while trawling the depths of the human condition in pursuit of good times.
Ladies and gentlemen, prepare your senses for the feast of depravity that is Spring Break...
SEX AND ROMANCE
PARTYING WITH PANACHE