Oh my God. This is incredible. We've all clocked those videos where swift-fingered producers turn some funny, random sound into an EDM track with nothing but a few minutes and a DAW, but this latest one must be the one that ends the trend. You just can't go sillier than this.
SoundCloud user Bong Iguana Archive recently uploaded a track in which he (we presume it's a he in this case) records the sounds of him slapping his (or a dick) against the cold porcelain of a toilet seat. He then proceeds, bit by bit, to manipulate the sound into a fully functioning big room tune. It more or less sounds like "Animals" by Martin Garrix.
Here you go: